Top 10 reasons to learn to speak Polish:

Top 10 reasons to learn to speak Polish:: "Top 10 reasons to learn to speak Polish:

1. To add the next great language of commerce to your CV

2. To be able to charm highway patrolmen,

3. To be able to argue with Warsaw taxi drivers,

4. To be able to read your own employment contract,

5. To amaze your friends with Polish tongue twisters,

6. To be able to pronounce 'trzcina',

7. To know all the words to 'sto lat',

8. To know what your mother-in-law and husband have just decided for you,

9. To know what you've ordered in Poznań,

10. To be able to order really great food in Chicago."

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